Hungry Horace
It’s 10:30 at night, Match of the Day is on TV, but all I can think about is food. I’m starving! I’ve already had a bowl of chocolate weetabix minis and a caramel chunky kitkat, but they haven’t worked and my belly is still gurgling away and I’m getting very frustrated. I’m even considering a bowl of soup now. Trouble is, all I’ve got is French Onion and Cream of Asparagus. What on Earth made me buy those two? There must be something better in there to do a job on my hunger? Oh hang on – yes! yes! I’ve found a tin of Tomato stuff! Marvellous. Straight in the microwave with that then………… and it seems to have worked. Now settling down to watch the Mackems on telly. I know I went to the game, and watched it last night. It’s on again now. Bet we still don’t win. 
